What is wrong with Sex and the City
Sex and the City is wrong! I will concede that it is mildly amusing however it is not the actual television show per se that I have a grievance with. What really rattles my cage is the following it has, the histerical almost biblical devotion that members of the opposite sex worldwide have for it whether in Germany, Brazil or Scunthorpe.
The S&C fan base, whom I presume to be 90 per cent of all females often say 'It is so true to life' or 'it is so our reality'..........How is this so? none of the people I hear saying this have ever been to New York, and usually they are a good 10 years younger than those four over the hill slappers that make up the show.
It is FICTION, none of the four ever seem to do any work yet lead lives of luxury and money never seems to be an issue as they prance around in their Prada and Gucci bollocks, so 'true to life' my arse.
I think S&C is detrimental to Gender Relations indeed it pours fuel on the flames of the ancient battle of the sexes, primarily because the four smart ar*se characters represent poor role models. The Old Testament states 'though shalt not worship false idols'.
Here is a countdown of the four in reverse order of shitheadedness;
4) At number four we have Charlotte, Admittedly this is the best looking of the four, yet at the same time the geekiest. Can't really find much to complain about her as such she comes in last place in the annoyingness countdown. So much for S&C inspiring an independent emancipated woman, meek Charlotte gets married a virgin to Mr floppy cock..............nice one Charlie not much sex in the city with that choice of bloke.
Conclusion: Boring Geek (best looking of the four though)
3) Samantha is at it every week with some bloke usually about 20 years younger than her, perhaps she should grow old a bit more gracefully. Her presence is actually quite welcome in the show as it guarantees a little bit of smut on every episode. Samantha is hardly a good role model, her equivalent in the real world lets say in the context of Rotherham, South Yorkshire would be the old slapper up the road who the adolescent lads go visit once they are bored of kicking the football. I can imagine Carry's commentary; (though it would be Cazza her colleague from the pie factory) 'Meanwhile across town Sam was getting triple headered for the first time (this week) by Lee, Reece and Darren who were reinacting scenes they saw when they raided Darren's dad's porn stash that previous night'
Conclusion: Old Slapper
2) Carrie, I Can't find anything in particular to demonise her for apart from the fact that she is obviously a gold digger. The final episode actually finished with her settling down with her on off boyfriend, Big (as in wallet not willy). In the words of Mrs Merton 'what originally attracted you to your MILLIONAIRE boyfriend?'. This was after a stint with a Russian millionaire in Paris where little miss sophisticated couldn't fit in, not very wordly are we Cazza!!. She comes in at number two as it is her annoying narration that goes on throughout each episode as she writes stupid irrelevant bollocks in her laptop that has distorted the expectations and rationality of women worldwide.
Conclusion: Goldigging shit stirrer
Number one Shithead from S&C is Miranda.
Miranda is admired by some for her sharp cutting wit. Personally I think she is an obnoxious minger. I imagine she is the type that gets chatted up given the way that certain silly boys think that they will take the easy option i.e. 'she isn't anything special she will be greatful for my attention'. However Miranda is the type that takes more joy from putting people than getting some. Any poor lad who thought he would take the easy option with minger Miranda is in for a shock, sarchasm and rejection would be the order of the day. You should have gone for Samantha mate, Miranda hardly even put out during her honeymoon as I remember. Conslusion: Obnoxious Minger
Disclaimer: I rarely if ever watch Sex and the City though its pretty hard not to pick up a few odds and ends when its been on the telly non stop for the last 5 years, and i've been made to sit through it (and not talk) by former lady friends.
The S&C fan base, whom I presume to be 90 per cent of all females often say 'It is so true to life' or 'it is so our reality'..........How is this so? none of the people I hear saying this have ever been to New York, and usually they are a good 10 years younger than those four over the hill slappers that make up the show.
It is FICTION, none of the four ever seem to do any work yet lead lives of luxury and money never seems to be an issue as they prance around in their Prada and Gucci bollocks, so 'true to life' my arse.
I think S&C is detrimental to Gender Relations indeed it pours fuel on the flames of the ancient battle of the sexes, primarily because the four smart ar*se characters represent poor role models. The Old Testament states 'though shalt not worship false idols'.
Here is a countdown of the four in reverse order of shitheadedness;
4) At number four we have Charlotte, Admittedly this is the best looking of the four, yet at the same time the geekiest. Can't really find much to complain about her as such she comes in last place in the annoyingness countdown. So much for S&C inspiring an independent emancipated woman, meek Charlotte gets married a virgin to Mr floppy cock..............nice one Charlie not much sex in the city with that choice of bloke.
Conclusion: Boring Geek (best looking of the four though)
3) Samantha is at it every week with some bloke usually about 20 years younger than her, perhaps she should grow old a bit more gracefully. Her presence is actually quite welcome in the show as it guarantees a little bit of smut on every episode. Samantha is hardly a good role model, her equivalent in the real world lets say in the context of Rotherham, South Yorkshire would be the old slapper up the road who the adolescent lads go visit once they are bored of kicking the football. I can imagine Carry's commentary; (though it would be Cazza her colleague from the pie factory) 'Meanwhile across town Sam was getting triple headered for the first time (this week) by Lee, Reece and Darren who were reinacting scenes they saw when they raided Darren's dad's porn stash that previous night'Conclusion: Old Slapper
2) Carrie, I Can't find anything in particular to demonise her for apart from the fact that she is obviously a gold digger. The final episode actually finished with her settling down with her on off boyfriend, Big (as in wallet not willy). In the words of Mrs Merton 'what originally attracted you to your MILLIONAIRE boyfriend?'. This was after a stint with a Russian millionaire in Paris where little miss sophisticated couldn't fit in, not very wordly are we Cazza!!. She comes in at number two as it is her annoying narration that goes on throughout each episode as she writes stupid irrelevant bollocks in her laptop that has distorted the expectations and rationality of women worldwide.Conclusion: Goldigging shit stirrer
Number one Shithead from S&C is Miranda.Miranda is admired by some for her sharp cutting wit. Personally I think she is an obnoxious minger. I imagine she is the type that gets chatted up given the way that certain silly boys think that they will take the easy option i.e. 'she isn't anything special she will be greatful for my attention'. However Miranda is the type that takes more joy from putting people than getting some. Any poor lad who thought he would take the easy option with minger Miranda is in for a shock, sarchasm and rejection would be the order of the day. You should have gone for Samantha mate, Miranda hardly even put out during her honeymoon as I remember. Conslusion: Obnoxious Minger
Disclaimer: I rarely if ever watch Sex and the City though its pretty hard not to pick up a few odds and ends when its been on the telly non stop for the last 5 years, and i've been made to sit through it (and not talk) by former lady friends.
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