Friday, December 09, 2005

1 Lonely Filthbag = 8,000 pervs

Prior to my recent holiday in Egypt I was told by numerous people how the local men will not leave Western girls in peace. This did not take place in the resort I stayed in but given what I saw in the airport and what I heard from the Aussie girl who ventured into the nearest town, harrasment is indeed rampant. This is by no means unique to Egypt I remember one girl saying her holiday to budget destination Gambia was ruined by local pervs!

I have a mathematical theory for why this happens;

Some women in Europe are desperate, often this is proportional to their mingingness, this then would make them ideal candidates for a holiday romance with the young handsome waiter/bartender/market trader who given the lack of approachability of the women folk of his native country, will go with absolutely anything. Lonely western women and local perv is an ideal match.

Though which came first Ms Lonely or Mr Perv? My theory is that for every lady that goes on holiday and has a 'local experience' he is going to tell at least 20 of his mates about his conquest and more than likely lie about how good looking she was and deduct 10 (or maybe even 20 in the extreme cases) years off her real age they in turn will tell 20 of their mates who will then spread the word about the easy Western woman to another 20 friends.

As a result 1 holiday romance in some countries will result in the creation of 8000 pervs (20x20x20=8000), all believing that because their friend of a friend got lucky they should be able to also! thus the population of Egypt is 58.52million presuming half of them are male it then only needs 3,625 ladies to romance a local fellow (quite feasible given that Egypt gets 7 million tourists a year) to create a whole nation of leering pervs!

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